Cars of my High School: Part 1

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 09/03/2015 at 18:07 • Filed to: CMHS, Cars of my high school, parking lot, cars, teenagers

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Welcome to my new segment: Cars of My High School (or CMHS for short). In this segment I will share from time to time some of the vehicles found in my lot. Some are cool,some rare, some stupid, and some just to piss you off. I didn’t have much time to walk around today, but here are three to get started:

First we have this purple Fiero based Countach kit car. Normally I wouldn’t mind seeing something like this. However, the kid is going around telling people he has a Lamborghini; and of course, everyone believes him.

If the short wheelbase didn’t throw you off, the grey pleather interior with a giant bald eagle between the two seats should throw you. The somewhat spoiled kid also has been driving a camo wrapped H1 and an H2T on giant chrome wheels. As far as I can tell, none of them are his. He’s just trying really hard to show off this year.

Second is this amazing Volvo 940 wagon. I need to know the kid who drives this and will be leaving a note on his windshield. It takes a special kind of teenager to willingly drive a giant Volvo wagon to school every day. I think the family is the original owner, since it has an original dealer sticker on the back. Oh, and it had the jump seats!

The last one for today is actually pretty cool. Its a Mazda RX-7 Convertible with a manual. The owner and his dad apparently spent all Summer rebuilding the original rotary engine for it. The car is mostly original which is kind of a rare sight nowadays.

Well, that is all I ad time for today. be sure to tune in again (probably next week) with more Cars of my High School!

citizennick > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:12

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yeah kid, because they put Eagle rims on Lambos, right.

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:12

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these don’t surprise me

Vicente Esteve > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:13

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The kid with the Fiero is now on my list of people I hate.

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:14

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my high school was primaraly: old Tahoes, old F150, old Silverados, old Rams, beater FWD GM products, bad rice, broken 90’s Camaros/Mustangs, and my e28 535i

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:16

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Car a girl I knew drove in high school. She wrecked it 7 times.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > EL_ULY 09/03/2015 at 18:17

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Mine is all giant lifted trucks, V6 muscle cars, and leases (3 series BMW, GLK, Ford Edge, and similar)

jjhats > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:19

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Haters gonna hate that purple fiero is awesome. Yea it would be better if the kid was honest but that is a ridiculous car for a high school and I admire his balls. That volvo is meh and idk why people have hardons for big bricks it’s not even a 240 but it gets a pass. What you won’t get a pass on is not covering that sick v6 brostang with black racing stripes

PS9 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:22

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Hedge Fund Son: Dad, can I drive the Countach to school?
Hedge Fund Dad: FUCK NO!!!! You’re basically still 12, just in a slightly larger body. There is no way it isn’t coming back either in pieces or covered in bodily fluids. What the fuck is wrong with you even asking???
Hedge Fund Son: Well...can I have some money to build a Countach kit car instead?
Hedge Fund Dad: I...well...it is only $20k....aaaaaaaaaalright. BUT NO V8 SWAP.
Hedge Fund Son: But daaaaaaaaad
Hedge Fund Dad: ahh, ahh, ahh. What did I just say? 3800 or nothing.
Hedge Fund Son: Ugh... fiiiiine.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PS9 09/03/2015 at 18:24

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Supposedly its a supercharged Buick motor.

But yeah thats how I see all these kids and parents lately. My school is a bunch of affluent yuppies

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jjhats 09/03/2015 at 18:26

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Its not even his car though. He’s literally driving it just for the sake of being cool. And lying to impress people is not cool in my eyes at all.

And hey I appreciate the 940. I think its awesome that a teenager is driving a fullsize Volvo station wagon from the 90s.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:34

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that’s your high school? Holy shit....this makes mine look like something straight out of the hood

T5Killer > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/03/2015 at 18:38

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Thinking the same thing this was my ghetto school.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/03/2015 at 18:41

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Yeah heres a real picture of it. Just spent about 98 million to build it. Construction just finished last year and its bad but we have basically outgrown it already. It was meant for 2,000 kids and we have about 2200 right now. Our town is growing way too quickly and they are looking into building another school

Side note: kind of hard to tell but the school is right on the water...

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:43

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This piece of shit doesn’t even look anything like a Lambo.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:43

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Dude my high school is like a quarter of that size and has 2500 kids in it (that numbers from when I graduated). Fucking nuts....

pjhusa > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:52

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I’m starting next week. Hope to see some cool cars.

Hot Takes Salesman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:56

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There’s a kid at my high school who drives a...wait for it...

diesel...

manual...

80’s...

Mercedes wagon. He calls it the Swagger Wagon. He is a goddamn legend

Leadbull > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 18:58

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$98 million for a high school?

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 19:15

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Love that Volvo!

My first car was a pristine ‘93 960 sedan, inherited from a family friend. Had so much fun driving that back and forth to high school. Man I miss it now.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop 09/03/2015 at 20:09

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Ok. Super jealous

I love the 900 series sedan. It just looks so classy and timeless. I really want one

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 20:19

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Agreed! I wish I could get that one back. Black, with black leather. Felt like a brand new car, over 10 years ago (at 10+ years old).

mazda616 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/03/2015 at 21:29

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My high school was 85% beater Toyota Camry, 10% beater Dodge Neon, and 5% rich kid Mercedes’ or BMWs.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/04/2015 at 10:17

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Cars at my school are pretty crazy. There are the obvious GLs, Cayennes, and Escalades, but I’ve also seen an M5, a brand new S63 AMG, a 911 C4S, and a Range Rover Sport Supercharged on multiple occasions.

Amoore100 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 09/07/2015 at 22:28

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Love it! If we still had our 740s I might be driving the turbo stick shift 7-seater wagon in this same shade of blue with 300K miles on it to school everyday but alas...still love my V50 though!

Amoore100 > Vicente Esteve 09/07/2015 at 22:29

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And the kid with the 940 is now on my list of people I love.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Amoore100 09/07/2015 at 22:37

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If we had something like that I totally would! I hope the car is in the lot tomorrow afternoon because Im going to try and leave my number

Rick haines > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2016 at 10:11

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You dumb ass, get your facts straight before you make a comment you jealous little twerp

Rick haines > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/09/2016 at 12:15

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Get your facts straight, dumb add

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Rick haines 08/09/2016 at 13:21

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Trust me. Zero jealousy. None. I’ve been busting my ass since I was 14 to get a couple awesome cars without the help of anyone.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Rick haines 08/09/2016 at 13:21

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*ass

Rick haines > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2016 at 00:12

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First of all Justin I found your website he wasn’t even looking, and to criticize a 16 year old about his new car he worked for and paid for is really shameful. Then to tell false stories about him about someone else’s hummer, really, if it’s not jealousy, tell me what it was, either plain stupidity, or jealously.

Rick haines > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2016 at 00:17

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Ps. Any time you wanna race, we will be happy to take yer money

Rick haines > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/11/2016 at 00:40

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Did you happen to see all the negative comments that appeared because of your jealous lies, it can really piss off a father, you should look into becoming a politician, that’s all they do is lie, or you can learn to do something good. Like learn how to apologize for saying something that is wrong and hurtful to someone else who also worked since they were 14 to save up to buy their dream car.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Rick haines 08/11/2016 at 06:35

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Never said I was faster than that Cadillac...

And again, look when this article was made. You’re late. Big time late. So late I forgot this article even existed. Apologizing now really does nothing.

You should really explain the acts like this then. This was the first week, after he was called out for not having a Lamborghini, which again, he did tell people it was. He had a little blow up and decided to take up two spaces in a still busy part of the lot.

I’m not the one who made up rumors. He’s the one who always wanted to race, but always had an excuse (tires were bad, road was wet...) And he even tried to race one of the tea chers who has a 2013 Cayman S. He’d drive around the lot blasting rap music with both doors open just to show off.

So trust me, he was far from innocent in this whole ordeal...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Rick haines 08/11/2016 at 06:37

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So I was wrong on the Hummer. Shoot me. I saw him around it quite often and was told by someone it was his. Sorry.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Rick haines 08/11/2016 at 06:38

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Glad at least youre being a little more respectful now. All the comments were from you. No one else. And I can just as easily make them disappear if I wanted to. But I’m an adult and like to handle them professionally.

Flies With Thunderbirds > Rick haines 08/11/2016 at 13:16

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You’re mature.